I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
Tumblr doesn’t appreciate Buffy enough
Thought I’d just throw that in.
i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole lifeI am a shining beacon of hope.
This science joke is a real gem!
wow what the actual fuck neopets
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING
On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good
For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid
Why did I choose nothing?
how could you ever punk elijah wood he’s so lovely and precious look at his sad face
He’s so fucking cute, oh god.